BBC Sherlock:

Sherlock/John

Moriarty/Irene Adler

Lestrade/John

Molly Hooper/Lestrade

Moriarty/Mycroft (mutual Sherlock hate crack!sex)

Lestrade/Moriarty (okay, way ooc crack!pairing, but I find them both insanely hot so let me just imagine, okay?)

Torchwood:

Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones

Gwen Cooper/Owen Harper

Owen Harper/Toshiko Sato

Jack Harkness/Real!Jack Harkness

Jack Harkness/Capt. John Hart

Capt. John Hart/Simm!Master (DW crossover… and yeah, omg how hot would that be?!)

Mighty Boosh:

Howard/Vince

Hitcher/Vince

Vince/Vince (in Journey to the Centre of the Punk)

Anthrax/Ebola

Life On Mars (UK):

Sam Tyler/Gene Hunt

Sam Tyler/Annie Cartwright

Gene Hunt/Hoops (lol jking… not really)

Homicide: Life on the Street:

Detective Munch/Detective (later Sergeant) Kay Howard

Detective Lewis/Detective Kellerman

Detective Lewis/Detective Crosetti

Detective Bayliss/Detective Pembleton

Detective Lewis/Detective Munch

Detective Bayliss/Detective Munch

Lieutenant Al Giardello/Captain Megan Russert

Detective Beau Felton/Detective Kay Howard

Detective Munch/Detective Bolander

Dr. Juliana Cox/Detective Kellerman

(clearly this show gives me too many feels!!!)

I do ship some RPS, nothing too explicit on my blog, but here’s some RPS that I understand is never gonna happen but that doesn’t stop me from *wanting* it…

David Tennant/John Simm

John Simm/Phil Glenister

John Simm/Max Beesley

David Tennant/ John Barrowman

John Barrowman/Scott Gill (this actually is the exception to the general rule, as this really IS a couple and they are adorable)

Alex Kingston/Matt Smith

David Tennant/Catherine Tate

Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt

Noel Fielding/Lee Mack

Noel Fielding/Simon Amstell

Noel Fielding/Phill Jupitus

Hugh Laurie/Stephen Fry

Simon Amstell/Stephen Fry

Jimmy Carr/David Walliams

Robert Webb/David Mitchell

Katy Manning/Elisabeth Sladen (I am going straight to hell in a handbasket for that one but OMG I can’t help it I find them both SO goddamn hot on Classic Who, and then they were in that episode of Sarah Jane Adventures together and my mind was straight in the gutter… I was all like, GTFO Doctor, you’re interrupting my hot Who ladies time!  haha)

Richard Belzer/Ice-T (cracky!pairing, but idec lol you know you’ve thought it, if you watch SVU)

Jon Pertwee/Roger Delgado

Jon Pertwee/Katy Manning